She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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