She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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