Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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