so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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