Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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