I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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