walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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