eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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