stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
And then he peed in my hair
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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