arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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