if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Randomize