Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Randomize