So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
A+ Viking dick
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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