I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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