What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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