I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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