i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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