I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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