Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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