Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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