i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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