i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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