? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I can't put those talents on a resume
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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