is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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