i just wanna soil my oats bro
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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