I want to walk on stilts...naked
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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