Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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