Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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