In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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