I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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