some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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