Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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