If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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