google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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