Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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