I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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