i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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