And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
