Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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