She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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