Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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