She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Send help, water and tortillas.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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