she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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