You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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