Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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