I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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