I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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