I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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