she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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