Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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