so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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