He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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