Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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