If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
you made out with another girl for some wings
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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