Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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